The year is 1974.  Burt and Buddy are stranded, to their horror, at Gay Andy’s Resort and Hotel.  There’s only one solution: these straight-as-a-die men are going to have to pass until they can escape.

Meanwhile, a parallel universe exists – our own, the year 2007, London.  Struggling actress Ronnie has just got her first big break in a lesbian vampire B-movie.  No one knows she also likes girls off the set.

Problems are mounting: assistant director Jesper is a homophobic asshole; Ronnie’s girlfriend is exasperated; and worst of all, bits of another disturbing world – Gay Andy’s – are starting to seep into Ronnie’s real life.

When Ronnie starts to investigate, she comes across a disease called the Viva Voce Virus that originated in Hollywood’s yesteryear.  Holding the key to the mystery is former starlet Gloria LaFonche, inventor of a very special cocktail…

contagion. conspiracy. the closet.